June 8, 2010

    my life as a ns candidate (part 1)

    ok2 ehem...sebagai intro...all i want to say is that..i kinda miss ns

    yea2 i know its weird for some1 who didnt like ns for the first time would

    suddenly like it so much..b4 this i promise to update my story when i was there rite..

    but i just cant get the rite tym yet as i was too bz these nowadays...

    bz online fb jak...( to tell u d truth im geting bored with fb haha)

    date : 27th march '10

    time: around 8am

    place:balai polis tuaran

    accompany by:of coz la parents n aj

    sampai2 jak me kena suruh p satu booth utk isi2 details about me

    n that lady yg tengah urus2 tue pun tiba2 mencelah..."eyh u indian plak

    (she noticed it by looking at my dad) so bole la do indian dancing show during

    mlm akrab nanti",,, i just smiled at her..padahal dlm hati...'wat the furck pnya ppn

    !@#$%^&&'

    and soooo stlh selesai suma...im waiting la for drng brenda n other people that i know..

    mmg banyak jua la sa kanal2 sana....

    ntah yg jam brapa da....after selesai letak all the bagasi dlm that huge n enormous bus

    kami pun kena suh nek utk bertolak... i saw all the people around me paluk2 ngan parents

    dorang..ada yg nda maw kc lapas...adede.... cian2...i was cool at that time....(konola)

    kami pun jalan ikut nek bas yg pertama skali bertolak...c bren tym tue blm lagi sampai..

    so i had to go first....guess who sited beside me...mitoi ayam la pe lagi..hahak..

    we chit chat all the way to place we r heading at that time...

    bila kami sampai jak d kem... i was so freaking tired angkat my beg...

    nasib ada jua yg sudi tlng saya.... my schoolmate juga =)

    n den kami kena suh ddk d bwh khemah yg suda kena kc sedia

    d sana la segala pengurusan blok n kompeni kena atur...

    gilakkk....first day pun ada sua kena kc budu2 oleh staf d sana

    mula2 sa ingat jurulatih la coz dorang wear uniform tentera..

    look very the garang...huhu... setiap orang yg p depan utk urus benda

    itu ini mesti kena ijik..palui btl... apa yg sa ingat..staff petrus jak la tym tue

    ada lagi bah sa kenal tue tp nda ingat nama durank..

    ada satu nie 'wira' la..bila tue staf tanya pa bangsa dia..dia nda jwb..

    bah pa lagi..kena suh tus dia keliling tu mutusikal 5 kali baru dtng p

    sna blk..begok.. tym tiba gliran ku..

    eyh urank wirajaya plak ko nie..punya men dakat..

    ruma dakat pun bawa beg basar2 nie pe kes....

    kemaluan trus sa bah...hakhak...sial sa maki2 durank lam ati..

    tingu2 sa dapat kerts warna ijau...sa pikir kupon ka pa ka

    bap ada numbur D801 .. rupa2nya kertas tue kena guna utk

    kc tanda nanti barang rampasan...so guess wat

    lepas tue kami kena isi borang2 pasal dri sndri lg..

    kali nie power dia punya soklan,,,

    -pernahkan anda berzina?
    -lesbian / gay?
    -pernah clabink
    -merokok
    -brapa kalikah anda tlh melakukan hubungan berzina?

    n byk lagila soklan2 budu...

    pas selesai tue..kena suh p kaunter mengikut warna masing2..

    warna ijau palink ujung... d situ la talipon n segala dumpit berisi wang

    kena rampas... i didnt kol anyone pun sblm kena ambk fon not even

    him her she he blablabla n so on..

    here comes the bikin panas punya part...

    sama2 kami jln bah tym tue..sa sama c florist..

    dari jauh lagi kami sua kana tariak....pantat btl

    "sa tau la kamu tue lawa tp jan la melenggang jak karaja"

    cibet pnya ppn.... d sana la spotcek bermula...

    antara brng rampsan sa :

    -jaket

    -rantai,cincin n earings

    -my electronic dict.

    -segala ubat2an

    adaka jaket pun kena rampai.palui btlllllllllllllllll....

    lepas melepasi zon panas tue kami pun menuju ke logistik...

    sana la kena bagi baju ,seluar sukan...baju loreng baju kelas

    beri , belt , tupi , boots, kast sukn,satakin , n etc..

    kami kena bagi satu beg plastik basarrrrrr warna itam...

    menggunakan beg tue kami angkut suma barang2 yg kena kc..

    atoii barat beb... sampai men surung2 jak tue plastik...last2 kuyak pantat dia

    nasib ada gentleman tulunk sa...berhutang budi sikit...tp sa tulung angkt beg

    dia jak mah... sampai d dewan mkn....kena suh ambik tuala...kami pikir tuala la

    rupa2nya selimut....bangas2... mandi peluh bah kami suma tym tue..

    rehat kijap..lepas tue kena suh p makan tengahari...

    sa ambik nasi sikit jak pun sua kena marah olh staf d sana..kitai btl..

    arghhh... x sedap..the chicken tastd like tai...blerkkk...teda slra mkn terus..

    lepas siap...bertulungan kami suma angkt suma brng2...haishh..

    kawan sa c florist p5.. sa p7...sadis tym tue bap nda sama block...

    after simpan suma brng..kami pn lepak la d p5... tingu2 brenda smpi,,,

    tingu tag dia... p6..haiz..again me kecewa...tp biarla..nda sama block pun

    tp kami sama kompeni =)

    after this n that...after sua changed into baju sukan...jam 6 kena suh p mandi..

    memandangkan kami baru saja d sana..kami ingat tandas yg kami p mandi

    ialah tnds kami la kunu...mmg dekat jak dari blok kami..tingu2 p4 pnya..

    kami pnya tandas sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plng blakang..so cikgu pun maafkan

    je la...

    haha thats my story for this post...nanti sa sambung lg part 1 bila terasa

    hendak mecoret...dudu~

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